Night owls

[ummmm1]

I still have about four hours to kill til bed time. Any idea's what I can do to entertain myself?

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;o)

[steviep165]

if it is its a narrow marrow.

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you've just been over zealous with the peeling...

...your own fault... should have started earlier!

[ummmm1]

Don't make it narrow!!!!

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...looks like you'll have to get that leg of lamb out the fridge!

does mrs p. eat meat?

[steviep165]

i barely scraped the surface of it. just gave it a bit of polish really.

[steviep165]

she is partial to a bit of spicy sausage on occasion.

[ummmm1]

Isn't that her job Stevie?

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chipolata...


or pork bender?

[steviep165]

it is, and one she does quite well. a further training course may be needed so she can move up the ladder though.

[ummmm1]

Are you boys being rude again?

[steviep165]

once you've had the butternut though, anything slimmer than a black pudding tends to be a disappointment. just as well i have the whole babies arm holding an apple thing going on then. lol

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ahh.. a true master of the pork sword...

[ummmm1]

Slimmer than a black pudding ? ?

Is there anything slimmer than a black pudding?

[steviep165]

you havnt seen the black puddings up here. anything less than 8 inches around gets mocked!

[ummmm1]

Now I understand.....sound good

black pudding for me then as I haven't tried butternut squash

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bend over...

touch your toes...

i'll show you where the pudding goes ;o)

[ummmm1]

Now you have my interest snagged....that sounds even better ;-)

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all gone a bit quiet from stevie... mrs p must be home!!!

[ummmm1]

I know....bummer

But hey....you can still talk rude to me ;-)