What's on your desk right now??

[PinkFizz]

Assuming most of you have your PC on a desk or table.name 5 things on it right now, the dafter the better.

[redcrx]

daft? not me.
keepsake box with lock of babies hair in
hayfever tablets
a cadburys buttons easter egg
a knob from the radiator
oh and todays work lol

[snagged]

Ipod

Marlboro Lites

A 3 legged 'good luck frog' from Thailand

My mobile phone

A 'late payment' reminder from the tax office!!

[kat_2502]

allen key
urine bottles (no urine in!)
olbus oil
ash tray
dust

[MiniN]

yoghurt
spoon
cup of water
butty box
mobile

can u tell its my lunch break???

[ummmm]

God....

Fags and ashtray
mobile
empty can of coke
empty bottle of chocolate milkshake
liverpool mug
note book
folder
and a carrier bag with washing powder in it
and about 4 lighters

[PinkFizz]

LOL - some very odd things. Here's mine:

My fantastic Little Britain desk calendar!

Spongebob Squarepants keyring

Minnie Mouse mug

Mobile phone

A spring attached to a screw(no idea where it came from)

[ifmpa]

musical singing frog
air freshener
loads of bits of paper(work)
various washers
little bits of tobbaco

[joby1]

necklace making set
an adoption certificate for a furreal cat called 'thicky'
a calender my daughter made with a drawing of me (allegedly) lol
lazytown cd and dvd (not mine btw)
1 small squashed bell (again, not mine)

[Leight0n]

Banana skin
Broken door handle
Yesterdays cold cup of tea
Receipt for my credit card payment (Boooo!)
Kinder Suprise Scary Tree

[RATTER15]

It would take a week to list them all!!! at first glance:

Decree Absolute!!
nail brush
screen cleaner spray
large mag-lite torch
clock
PC
Monitor
pencil sharpener
toothbrush re-charger
2 pairs specs
desk tidy, pens etc
1 Levi belt
cup of coffee
2 X 100 CD packs
2 beanie rats
camera

the list goes on and on.........................

[Trojanfarce]

A PC, a phone and an empty pit noodle!!
I'm moving desks (for the 7th time in 18 months) and all my stuff is in a crate
oh, forgot the paper re-cycling holder thingy.

[Trojanfarce]

''pot noodle'' Doh!

[drchasuble]

-6 of today's newspapers
-2 apples
-A postit remninding me to buy some wine for later
-A penalty charge notice from Transport for London. Someone utter t0sser has registered their car at my address so I have to call and sort that out.
-A small tin of vaseline.

[ummmm]

You have to remind yourself to buy wine?

[PinkFizz]

I was wondering what a pit noodle was!!

[PinkFizz]

drchasuble - (wants wine and a small jar of vaseline.....hmmmmm)

[whiffey]

- a bottle of Lea and Perrins
- a Chanel No. 5 perfume spray
- RAC Guide and Handbook for 1969
- a huge inflatable penis (not inflated however)
- a motorised pig with flapping wings

[sunflower71]

the most random thing i have in my work draw is

Conway Satin Chrome DP Switch with neon indicator!

[snagged]

lol @ ummmm & pink!!

[Trojanfarce]

Well, with all the recent adverts, it might not be a bad idea to change the name, eh?! sorry, ''Isn't it?''