ex girlfriends dad

[dilf]

he went out to work one night and came back 20 minutes later to collect his bait which he had forgot, instead of using the key he decided to open the letter box and shout for his daughter to open the door. his daughter however was performing a act of horatio on her exceedingl;y handsome boyfriend right in front of his eyes. its one of those moments that make you sit up and squirm.
i met the man again for the first time since last week. he still hates me.i now have a daughter her age and i understand.
how shall i be punished

[Pippa68]

I think I just wet meself, dilf!

[raysparx1]

lol EDDIE, wanna cork pip ?

[Pippa68]

I haven't laughed so much in ages Ray ~ dilf for president!!!

[dilf]

hang on a mo , i do believe i was having a good ummmming for the purpose of educating katie when all of you start stamping about the place and putting me off .
katie you'll have to imagine some parts of this as raysparks mentioned my daughter and put me off

when i wasd 16 i never had this problem

[raysparx1]

Bout time the laughs cam e back on here pip, thats what it used to be like eh !

[raysparx1]

Sorry dilf, I will go out and come back in. :0)

[Pippa68]

Oh yes..way back in the day..aahhhhh.

Thank you dilf. Mr P had to come in and see what I was roaring at ~ he has asked me to google cumulo nimbus.

[ummmm]

An ummmmming?

What's an ummmmimg?

[ELVIS68]

Went to work but came back to collect his bait?

Am I missing something here?

[raysparx1]

I thought that was a cloud pip, must be a rain cloud eh !!!

[ummmm]

Can I do am ummmming?

Is it possible?

[raysparx1]

If you got a bendy back ummmmy

[dilf]

what are you laughing at , its not very warm in here is it.
see the side effects of stopping smoking. life is cwap.
ummm pippa katie and all the rest of you get to grips with my problem here and see what you can do .
not you zorro and will you put that knife away
and will you put that fag out ray and look threough the letterbox or summink

[raysparx1]

I just looked dilf and was shocked to see mrs sparx smoking the milkmans pipe

[ummmm]

Yeah dilf....you know what I can do..

If you are unsure....ask Ray !!!

[snagged]

semi skimmed... double cream?... ;o)

[raysparx1]

yoghurt!!

[Pippa68]

How do you know he still hates you..when you met up with him again did you suddenly apologise for sharing your sausage?