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pussnboots | 23:25 Tue 30th Jan 2007 | Body & Soul
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I've been going out with a nice girl for 3 months. Just found out she has a wooden leg, should I break it off.
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Avatar Image ummmm
saw it off
23:26 Tue 30th Jan 2007
Avatar Image StewyGriffin
i see Heather Mills has found way to move on then?
23:32 Tue 30th Jan 2007
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Do you mean break up the relationship or break her leg?
23:33 Tue 30th Jan 2007
Avatar Image Joe_the_Lion
Whilst having a lady friend with a wooden leg may be a trifle debilitating (for example, snowboarding holidays may be a non-starter), I see no reason to split up. I am certain beauty comes from within so theobvious "unattractiveness" of a missing limb need not be a problem.

Besides, Heather Mills McCartney, whilst a lying strumpet, is still fairly affable on the looks front. And I believe she is of the "peg leg" ilk.
23:34 Tue 30th Jan 2007
Avatar Image ELVIS68
Yew are joking?
23:37 Tue 30th Jan 2007
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well i think she would have ended up leaning on u for support anyway and if you had broken it off she wouldn't have had a leg to stand on, and though it may have been a one sided relationship i think if she had hopped to it and been prepared to look to you for support it might have worked.
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23:37 Tue 30th Jan 2007
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j'oak'ing...
23:38 Tue 30th Jan 2007
Avatar Image ummmm
lol....my answer looks sh!te now
23:40 Tue 30th Jan 2007
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No. Good advise. I'll get my black and decker out.
23:42 Tue 30th Jan 2007
Avatar Image curlyfilm
there was a woman in pymouth who had a thing for sailors, she had a false leg, funny thing was the lads used to sneak out early in the morning, and put the leg on top of her wardrobe......
23:42 Tue 30th Jan 2007
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What planks curly!!!
23:47 Tue 30th Jan 2007
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She met a friend of mine at a disco who had a wooden eye, he asked her if she`d like the next dance...she replied `oh wouldn`t I`...so he said...`fook off stumpy`
23:51 Tue 30th Jan 2007
Avatar Image raysparx1
You are gonna get a right rollocking when Jake-the-peg comes along or Rolf Harris
23:54 Tue 30th Jan 2007
Avatar Image THECORBYLOON
Was it her copious use of sandpaper and varnish instead of Immac and skin cream that gave it away?
00:15 Wed 31st Jan 2007
Avatar Image makemesmile
That really made me laugh!
09:49 Wed 31st Jan 2007
Avatar Image SteveD
If it's taken you 3 months to twig that she has a wooden leg, you should bough to the inevitable and leaf her.

Pack your trunk and up sticks; you're barking up the wrong tree. Root out someone new.
11:40 Wed 31st Jan 2007
Avatar Image ronnie3
i'ld break it off, then go and get legless
14:38 Wed 31st Jan 2007

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