Why cant Women be more responsible for their hormones

[RATTER15]

Slightest hormone problem in a Woman and men are running for cover!!

I think they should all have hormone removal therapy until they can learn to cope with them, maybe they should cover "coping with female hormones" on the national curriculum!! They could also have one for the lads "self defence for the victims of hormonally unbalanced Woman.

Can nothing be done for these poor beasts?

I'm very fortunate to have a partner that does not suffer from such a malady.



Men are so much more balanced and able to cope with their hormones!! Thank God for Men!!

[RATTER15]

Enigma, he will be able to retreat to the shed when you get all hormonal or he could lock you innit!!

And don't believe a thing you read in above mentioned book, its full of lies!!!

[RATTER15]

The toilets smell because Women are attracted to the aroma as it is full of natural occurring pheromones!! and the cleaning lady hasn't done her job as she is home suffering a bout of CJD!!

[RATTER15]

She doesnt like chocolates!!!

[enigma]

Do you know , I never tought about that Ratter but I guess if he locked me in , I would have to lure him back under some pretence and tempt him with my wily ways, then when i'd reeled him in , i'd lock the door , padlock it and head back into the house to put my feet up with a nice , chilled glass of wine and to munch on some choccies , secure in the knowledge that yes , women are more cunning than men.

Talking of toilets , I moaned at my hubby last night about the smell from our toilet after he had been in. I said to him "What in the hell have you been eating ?" , to which he shot me a frosty look and snapped "You're cooking !" He got me there !!! Not much I could say to that really lol !

[RATTER15]

Like I said PHERAMONES although you don't realise it, pheromones is what keeps you women keen for us men, its all in the smell!!!

[curlyfilm]

on the 2nd day god made women hormonal

on the 3rd day, man invented sheds.........

[enigma]

I know Caz . Honestly , sometimes I wonder if something has died in there ! There is no escape from it and yes , it does seem to fill the house. I've never met a woman who smells THAT bad. There may be some who give men a good run for their money but I have yet to meet any.

[RATTER15]

Women can never smell their own due to them living in a world of denial!!!

[enigma]

Now come on Ratter ,there's smells and smells. You know what we're talking about. I've never walked into a toilet after a woman and wanted to keel over and die. Well , with the exception of one time when an old lady had been in before me and had let off. I thought that I was going to be sick ! As Caz rightly said , mens toilets stink ! I would agree with the comment about the healthier diet too.

[RATTER15]

I wouldn't say stink, more of a gentle fragrance really!! I could probably bottle it and sell to Women to splash behind their ears!!

[enigma]

Eau du toilette. Toilet water , quite literally in this case then. I could be wrong here Ratter but I'm guessing that you won't get many takers so I wouldn't go remortgaging the house any time soon ! I don't want to have the 'gentle fragrance' of dead skunk with a hint of excrement wafting from my pulse points any time soon. Ladies ? Any takers for Ratter's unique offering ?

[Carakeel]

Ok, so you see I consider myself very fortunate because RATTER is actually NOT one of those men who stink the place out ... thankfully!!! Can't explain why this is, but am very glad that it is so. Maybe there is more to your feminine side than you think, Love??
Oh and Darling, I LOVE CHOCOLATES and FLOWERS!!!!! GET IT??? Grief!!! Will he ever learn???
I love him to bits but he does have some strange ways ....

The book I mentioned is not on RATTER's reading list girls, in fact he hates it. Why? Because it explains how both men and women function and think. I highlights the good sides and the not so good and generally, women are better at accepting their faults apparently. The book explains how while men can only concentrate on one thing at a time, women can multitask in thought and deed. This is because we use a far larger area of our brain and see the wider picture. It advises women that when talking to men one should stick to short sentences, as this is what a man can understand far better. Complicate things and they (poor dears) get lost. This is all based on actual studies. Ah but girls, you have to love them for it!!! LOL :o)

[RATTER15]

Women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!