i have heard of japanese girls soaking tampons in vodka and inserting it so that they could get the effects without anyone knowing they have had alcohol - this could be a myth though - but if its true, there maybe somehting in what you say - mind you the skin in the vagina is different from the outer skin, so that may be an issue.
They tested it out on Brainiac on Sky, they filled a bath with Vodka and then sat in it for an hour. They then did a breath test and the alchohol level went up. Not to the extent the person was "drunk" but there was a measurable difference.
The best way is to sit in a sauna and put the vodka on the coals, in that experiment the levels went up significantly.
Imagine the colour of your bath if it was Bucky that you were using! On the same subject, you can make Bucky Ice Lollies! Imagine getting a cosh from a Ned weilding a soggy piece of paper, brilliant!
Sorry crete!
Buckfast; the purple nectar of Buckfast Abbey, Devon, also found on many Scottish housing schemes, playparks, hospital waiting rooms, buses and trains. Also known as "What the **** you lookin' at?" and "The Wine." *hic*