I told my ex I was going to Plymouth, when I was indeed on a train heading somewhere else. Everyone was looking at me as I was on the train, saying its none of your business why I am going to PLymouth, when I was heading in a totally different direction. I felt like a loon and half expected someone to say, you do realise you are on the wrong train.
blimey wonderwoman, Im glad that works for you. That has the opposite effect for me, hence lying about where I am going and the other night I had the boytoy coming over and he turned up 10 minutes before he was due. Ahh, so in fact that was the last time I lied. I told the ex I was feeling a bit ill so I needed to go inside.
I've been fooled into thinking that some flowers in the office this morning were delivered for me. I was getting quite interested, and now it's been revealed that it was a joke (which was funny). I'm now an object of ridicule
I lied to my wife last week. I told her that she would not be cold @ the England v Spain football match because Old Trafford, where the match was played, had heated seats for all the supporters! :o)
Hi Whiskey, i tell way too many lies to my 3 year old, things like, cbeebies has gone off air for today at 2 in the afternoon, general stuff like that oh and if the ice cream van plays its tune, well, that means its ran out of ice cream! I say lies, but they are more self preservation fibs to be honest!