What is the stupidist question you have ever asked?

[winny]

I sadly once asked a bloke in burger king what was in a bacon double cheese burger. I had my reasons but the family that were with me found it highly amusing.

[Aunty Lou]

is still snickering about that one Winny ha ha ha ha I bet theres some bacon in it !!!I can still see the poor boys face when he answered you ! oh dear lmao

[dot.hawkes]

snickering? How quaint

[-Z-]

I think I win this one......I asked a blatenly Irish bird at college what part of Scotland she came from.....doh....there was lots of snickering from people next to me

[joby1]

no Z, I win...I asked my hubby (only married 3 days) 'What type of bird was woody woodpecker" still feel like a tit now.....:-)

[Aunty Lou]

snickering is cool ! am going to start a snickerer club! boring people Snigger!!!!!!
would u like to join -z-

[CheekyChops]

My mate went to look at a convertible car last week and seriously asked if it had a sunroof...

[cliffsweb]

defo this one, snigger snigger,


just joking.

[Marvelman]

A few years ago at an air show my sister in law asked an RAF pilot if he ever has had to ejaculate out of an aircraft, i still feel embarrassed now.

[RATTER15]

On returning to a live catch cage trap that previously had 5 live rats in, three hours later they were all gone, my apprentice asked, did they all eat each other?

[winny]

Oh thanks everyone Its nice to know Im not alone on this subject either. Very good reading though. Thanks all

[sair5412]

Marvelman!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Hilarious!!

I once asked if South African people were from Australia. Errr durrr!!!!

(It was the accent!! I think! Oh I don't know!)

[cliffsweb]

i was only ten when i had my first black friend, i remember saying to her one day.
" how come you've got white teeth?"

[jamesy boy]

On Christmas Day a few years back, I was watching 'Titanic' having never seen it before. A drunken friend came visiting and turned the TV off before the end of the film.
Next day in the pub, I asked how the film ended.....
Apparently the ship sinks.

[LostStar]

haha folks... marvelman i think you win!! That really made me chuckle!

[saxy_jag]

I walked into a pub with my two lads - 12 and 15 at the time (private function, in case you're wondering) - where there was a football match on the telly. The youngest, a real footie fan, asked what the score was. "One, one," was the response. The eldest, not into the game at all but wanting to sound at least a little bit street savvy (remember, we're in a pub here), says ... "Who to?"

[PringlesQueen]

I was really bored watching the Americain Football (being the dutiful wifey) and asked him 'how many quarters are there in a game'. Doh!

[sair5412]

hey where did marvelmans answer go?

[country_boy]

Years ago I asked a milkman if he sold milk! It was around 4am walking home monged out, I wasn't sure if it was all spoken for but couldn't get the right words out!

[Marvelman]

Can ayone tell me why my answer has been pulled,

[winny]

Did you answer twice marvel man your aircraft one still on my screen