ChatterBank11 mins ago
Please Insult Me
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During many debates with my fellow ABers, whilst defending my faith, I often feel ridiculed -(well ..... a bit anyway.)
I can't let this become an obstacle to lively and vigorous discussion, so I need some exercise, to toughen up, like a boxer going into the ring against a real hard case!
Press ups and skipping ropes are no good here, so I need your help.
I need to be insulted, villified, treated like a cross between an unwashed tax inspector with halitosis, and a "Jobsworth" from the local council, who's out to get YOU!
So, if you kind loving people can bring yourselves to insult me to your hearts content, then in future, any negative comments I receive during debates will be like water off a ducks back! No hold barred! Go for it!
AB Ed: Please allow the most wickedly and personal attacks to remain, because they are good for me! Thank you.
I can't let this become an obstacle to lively and vigorous discussion, so I need some exercise, to toughen up, like a boxer going into the ring against a real hard case!
Press ups and skipping ropes are no good here, so I need your help.
I need to be insulted, villified, treated like a cross between an unwashed tax inspector with halitosis, and a "Jobsworth" from the local council, who's out to get YOU!
So, if you kind loving people can bring yourselves to insult me to your hearts content, then in future, any negative comments I receive during debates will be like water off a ducks back! No hold barred! Go for it!
AB Ed: Please allow the most wickedly and personal attacks to remain, because they are good for me! Thank you.
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Waldo - You are a true gentleman. And I thoroughly enjoy your attention to my views.
I've just come off nights, had to go to the dentist, the bloody postman has just been, (why me again?) ... so I'm flexing my muscles (and having a drop of wine, but don't tell wizard), so this is one of my "lighter moments". Please bear with me, (and my very insulting friends of course).
I've just come off nights, had to go to the dentist, the bloody postman has just been, (why me again?) ... so I'm flexing my muscles (and having a drop of wine, but don't tell wizard), so this is one of my "lighter moments". Please bear with me, (and my very insulting friends of course).
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