''with few references to fact'' surely implies mostly fiction?
If, as you say, you were told to ''knob off'' (which, incidentally, you weren't), why then did you go snooping through there in the early hours of this morning?
I approach the internet with a huge dose of fantasy, and that is why I am so fabby and popular. No I wasn't told to knob off but since when did I ever let facts ever get in the way of having a chuckle.
I must say you are good at the "^^^^^" stuff Sue. When I try it I normally find that some other idiot has posted between my "^^^^^^^" and the post I intended it for, and that means I have to post a further explanatory that I meant it for the one above the one it is pointing to. I think we need a shuffle function on here.