Naming Pet Goats

[Supernick]

A friend is getting some new pet goats and can't think of names. Come on punsters and comedians, I want some good names for them....

[Joe_the_Lion]

Small Beard (Goatee, very good I think)

Graham (Becaause Graham the Goat sounds like Shaun the sheep)

Derek (Because it is an underused name)

Doofa (Because I had a cat called Doofa, 'cos he would do for that and and do for this)

[4getmenot]

billy the kid

[Supernick]

Joeminter - I am very fond of calling animals sensible human names. I had a cat called Kevin, and it was a joy to see the bemused looks on other people's faces, when they asked why i didn't call it something crap like Sooty.

[Supernick]

4getmenot - you're a legend

[Supernick]

Not bad pa____ul
Lovely 4get is still in the lead though

[Octavius]

Cabrito and Chevon.

Or the less insensitive:

Gordon/Gladys the Wonder Goat

[DavidUK]

how about:

bed
sleep
hell
agetoutahere

do you get the drift?

[shineybomb]

My cat is called Tony - although its actually short for Fatone (Fat tony or fat one)

Gerald is a nice goat name

Do you know how many they are getting?

[Supernick]

Actually, Billy the Kid, is so close to Billy Goat that I'm not sure if it's original enough

[crete]

abat n toir

[Supernick]

2 goats.

Abbott and Toir are not going to fly, I don't think.

[unruliejulie]

I knew a goat who was simply named "Goat" everyone knew him by his name so he felt popular!!!!!

[megan07]

Hi supernick how spooky my friend had two cat's one was called kevin after kevin keegan and the other one was called sooty i think William is a good name for the goats my basset hound is called burt love megan

[Willy Nilly]

Dave. Or Roy.

[Jules001]

D'Azure
Du Rhone

there must be plenty more where these came from but they escape me at the moment

[Octavius]

So you didn�t like Cabrito or Chevon then?

How about�..

Vincent Van Goat
and
Augoat Renoir