Hen Night

[Champagne]

I've been invited to a Hen night and have been told that I have to dress up as a teacher and give myself a saucy name.

I can't think of any names though! Any ideas?

[Champagne]

Not getting the Spanish one either. :oS

[4getmenot]

no I'm stuck on the spanish one

[Champagne]

Although that would be Seňor Astabed.

[Champagne]

I also have to pick the subject I want to teach. I'm thinking P.E. teacher. Think Kelly Le Brock in the end scene of Weird Science. But I have a feeling there'll be a few P.E. teachers. Either that or I can be an art teacher and go as a hippy.

[Pippa68]

Yeah ~ that one is for a bloke!

[Pippa68]

Fab! a hippy art teacher called Poppy Tupper :o)

[Pippa68]

We know that, pa____ul...but the pronounciation doesn't work for senora ;o)

[Champagne]

It only works for Seňor due to the pronunciation I'm afraid. Sorry!

I hate hen parties. They're so laboured. Plus I don't really believe in marriage so I'm tempted to stray away from the norm by dressing as a hippy art teacher and calling myself Miss Ketchup.

[Octavius]

Miss Eileen Dover
Miss Fanny Aching
Miss Ivana Mandafook
Miss Tess Steckle
Miss Joanna Shag

[Supernick]

Jenna Talia

[Supernick]

Anita Goodman

[aka pixi]

im pmsl at all the names but specially poppy tupper and jenna talia

have a brill time champs :D

[Carakeel]

How about Miss Whiplash?

[jno]

Miss Trussed
Miss Anthropy
Miss Dopportunity

perhaps not, don't want to seem too self-revelatory I suppose

[PinkFizz]

Miss Tyrious

Breasty Dumpling

Wanda Fooltits

[Champagne]

Ivana Gwomtu