Be Prepared

[stewey]

In the event of hostilities breaking out on this site tonight even though an actual State of War will not be declared, I have for hire, at reasonable rates, numerous items which I have salvaged from previous skirmishes. Some items may be slightly discoloured and/or dented. Please peruse the list and order at the appropriate time.

tin helmets
nissan huts
fox holes
cotton wool
shovels
wellingtons
heavy dictionaries
AB negative blood
bottles of rum
semi-automatic zappers
camouflaged key-boards
MOD issued "user-names"

If there is anything that you require that is not on the list please do not hesitate to place a special order

[opera winfre]

Perhaps some reinforced heels and a nice little black strapless dress?
If you could be so kind?

[megan07]

Hi stewey can i order some popcorn and put me down for a front row seat cheers love megan PS what time do you think the performance will start

[stewey]

Opera, I just happen to have for you a special pair of glasses to go with your first name: they will afford you an excellent view.
Megan, I'll probably be at the "Atria Bar & Grill" when hostilities break out. So when I return and start delivering orders, I will wear a cerulean uniform plastered with red-crosses whilst I scurry around the battle-field.

[sleepyj]

i will have a bottle of baileys please and some dark choc . i will be sitting in front row with megan and would any one else wish to join us feel fee . :0 hope i dont get to see any blood dont like sight of blood

[opera winfre]

Perhaps some southern comfort and lemonade?
Some canapes?

[whiffey]

Are you trying to kill us all !!!!

If you give AB neg blood willy-nilly you'll kill 98% of ABers.

I've got my own Bud and Blood and I'll be at the back with loads of aliases on hot standby :)

[opera winfre]

Anyone care for a southern comfort and lemonade?

[stewey]

I do wish that you lot would cut down on the drinking before hostilities even begin.. We don't want a lot of bloody drunks turning into soldiers and then getting all bloodied on the field of battle!!

[whiffey]

Why not ? That's what normally happens. It seems to me that you are trying to start a FIGHT.

(lol)

[opera winfre]

Im a lover not a fighter ;-)

[megan07]

Hi stewey i will look out for you at the bar&grill and i would love some of sleepj bailey's & choc's washed down with some of opera's southern comfort & lemonade well there's one thing for suer if i get piked on i will be to pie-eyed to notice lol love megan

[opera winfre]

Megan i suspect you have been at the mini bar already.
Or have you brought a hip flask with you ,discretely hidden on your person perhaps?

[stewey]

Rememba, we shall fight on the bleachers, we shall fight in the hedgehogs, and we shall fight in the sheets...........we shall neva remember!!



(Sorry, Winston. But thanks for the inspiration)

[megan07]

Hi opera yes i have a small hip flask full of rum tucked in my garter only for medicinal purposes lol love megan

[opera winfre]

Small hipflask or small garter?

[megan07]

Small garter

[opera winfre]

Ahem.
Maybe during the interval you would like to show me your garter and the contents of it.
Not the hipflask may i say upfront ;-)

[megan07]

Naughty Naughty lol

[opera winfre]

Ahem.
Me naughty?