Today I will be mostly finalising a very important report, whilst intermittently being very warm and chatty and casually brushing myself against the warm bottom of my secretary who is today mostly wearing very little. Must be because it is getting kinda hot in my office�.
Aww, I can't do that, Champers; I work for my dad (yuck!). Nepotism has it's downsides...
I shall, instead, play about on here, move things around on my desk (attempting to look 'busy'), whilst staring out of my cell window into the sunshine. Then, come 4pm, I'll be rushing around like a headless chicken trying to cram a day's work into the space of a hour.
whiskey, your day sounds like mine, here I sit in my cell too, staring out at the bootiful day and generally doing stuff all apart from idling around on here!
swimming in the lakes Nat - bit chilly eh?
so champers, will you be mostly ogling wistfully, willingly, or woefully?
so far i've oggled the new sexy photographer and i'm curently pretending to work whislt emailing all my mates planning the bank holiday madness which kicks off at 5.30 odwn the local, yipee!
My day has consisted of toasting a hot cross bun and making a cuppa tea...searching for properties online (which is just a flippin joke - because everything listed online has gone!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaghgh!!) and generally chatting $hit on AB and mummy forums!
oh actually tell a lie i did edit our working schedule for ze boss man...
And he said i could leave at 3pm!! wooohoo....!!
SO i'll catch the train home and probably meet mum and dad for something to eat!
yeah been on them all - then i call or email and they say "unfortunately that property was Let two weeks ago" oh great!!!! Well take it off you're flippin website then!!!!!!!!