this might be in the wrong section. :-)

[funkymoped]

but here goes...

how often should i cut my toe nails ??
i do them once a month with clippers, or i may bite them weekly if i have a shower...
:-)

thank in advance ! ;-)

[rugeleyboy]

just carry on with divegirl will ya funky!!!! FFS ................... i need proof!!!

[megan07]

Hi funkymoped you can have the wild rat that is ruining around my garden.
Like redhead23 said get a rodent love megan.

[funkymoped]

divegirl...... :-)

this proof that you may or may not have......
it seems some of the other members dont believe you can bite both feet at the same time......
i think you should come clean with evidence, or be forever known as a fibber....
:-)
was that ok RB ??????

[funkymoped]

megan, are we talking about a toe licking rodent ???
:-)

[megan07]

To be honest funky i do have a rat in the garden, and i am dam sick of the thing.
Do you not have a mrs funkymoped to pamper you, and give you a nice pedicure.
love megan

[funkymoped]

you need a man with a gun megan...

ive got a Mrs Moped but she said my feet stink !!!
i dont get pampered...
:-(

[unruliejulie]

yes, i vote that Mrs Funkymoped bites them instead, that is far more civilized! and of course it will save your teeth in the long run!

[funkymoped]

unrulie, thats kinky !!!!!

get out of the gutter girl !!!!
:-)

[ummmm]

That's because she doesn't see your funky tripod enough!!!

;-)

[unruliejulie]

me in the gutter, the cheek! what about ummmm????? lol

[megan07]

Hi funky i have a man with a gun but mr megan is a hopeless shot.
You should steep your feet then mrs moped might cut them for you, get her some nice choc's and flowers us women like gifts, then ask her to cut them.
love megan.


HI julie hope you and the family had a good easter love megan.

[unruliejulie]

Hi Megan, it was good thanks, hope yours was too x oh, and excellent advice for funky! we ladies love a bit of choccie and some blooms! Even i'd do it for that!!!! :-)

[ummmm]

Jules.....he think he knows that I don't ever get out of the gutter!!!!!!

[megan07]

Hi julie i had a nice easter thank you.

And yes us women like gifts especially if we have to cut are man's toe nails. lol
Funky you should fined a shop that is open and buy choc's and flowers for mrs moped and your luck could be in.
love megan

[funkymoped]

megan, im hopeless at taking advice.... i couldnt buy chocolate and flowers just to get my nail chewed off !!

unrulie, what can i say ???

ummmm, i respect your advice and will show Mrs Moped the tripod !!!
:-)

[rugeleyboy]

divegirls done a runner!!!!

[funkymoped]

unrulie, i could say
"ive got some lindt and daffs"
:-)

[unruliejulie]

how about, "here's my toes unrulie, get to work??" but only after you've handed over the choccies and flowers!

ummmm., its the best place to be!!!!!!!

[funkymoped]

i think she may be practicing.....
;-)

[unruliejulie]

funky,. Lindt and daffs, my faves, what can i say??????? its a done deal! do us a favour though will ya, if mrs moped wont go near em, just bring me a peg will ya?