I just want to say thank you to all of you for making me laugh tonight. I have had a really rubbish evening/night at work, my boss is a 24 carat @rse, I feel rubbish and it's my birthday today (one year older :-( )
But I have logged on to here and some of the posts have made me giggle, especially yours Redhead23.
So once again, thank you!
lol bless u emz , well why go down the pub when we can socalize on here yeah baby its late where have all the humans gone ??? answer me someone please !!! xxx happy birthday - if u find a man post him my way mate lol xx
My boss was EXTREMELY rude to me this evening, so much so I wanted to punch him in his stupid 'garden gnome' resembling face! Very upset, and on my birthday too... :-(
give me ur boss nymber ill tell him to spend the nite with nite with me - sadly that strikes fear in most mens hearts coz i get verbal dirreaha has anyone noticed !!! heheheh
make him some tea and wipe ur arse round the rim , always worked on my exs when they came to get their crap out of my place lmao
Emz26, did you ever consider shooting this obnoxious individual and then set him on fire and then toss his body off a tall building? He might have a change of attitude after that indication that he is not to popular.
I went to him for help, and admitted to him that I had right royally f***ed up and he told me I sit on my @rse too much texting on my phone!!! Which, if I did, I would hold my hands up to! But I have only met him about 3 times! Oh, and he really does look like a garden gnome which really does grate on my nerves.
I like the idea of wiping my @rse around the rim of his teacup...... ;-)
Honestly, he thinks he is god's gift but in reality, he is a right munter. And he thinks he is really funny, which he clearly isn't. I just have the overwhelming urge to slap him in his mush....
MUSH, I love that word.
I plan on using it tomorrow, maybe 3 or 4 times.
mush, it even feels good to say. Mush!
Thanks Emz for the mush word.
Many happy returns, hope your boss catches some nasty venereal disease.