vacuum cleaners

[crete]

where or what is the strangest thing / place you use your vacuum cleaner ? ive just used mine in the bottom of the oven and the toaster.

[4getmenot]

fridge

[Octavius]

Never used one. My employees do that, and provided they make good use of it around the house, where they put afterwards is really up to them.

[grumpii]

The bath, after my scrotum shave.

[ummmm]

I don't own one !!!

[crete]

that wont take too long then grumpii

[wigglebum]

Playstation 2 but had to buy a new one after!

[ummmm]

Playstation or hoover?

[wigglebum]

Playstation, even if it was the hoover that broke, I would rather get a playstation than another hoover!

[stewey]

I use it to clean the gravel at the bottom of my tropical-fish aquarium.

[McNoodle]

On another person.

[whiffey]

If you accidentally got your todger stuck in the vacuum cleaner, what would you say on arrival in A/E ?

[crete]

oh err missus ?

[ummmm]

Doesn't matter what you say at A&E Whiffey. They would know you are lying....!!!!!

[grumpii]

I know, I just have to keep on top of the stubble now.

[aka pixi]

I have hoovered my mams dog loads of times, and I have even hoovered the hoover :s

[johnlambert]

The cat when she got fleas (honest)

[nanscamp]

to clean out the hamster cage and the budgie cage (both unoccupied at the time)