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4getmenot | 08:51 Fri 13th Apr 2007 | Body & Soul
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so when in bath lastnight shaving my legs I thought 'my god the things us woman have to go through' and then I thought of all the obvious others, babies, periods etc. So todays debate is between the boys and girls or ladies and gentlemen and I ask 'who has got it tougher?' Would like to know what problems boys have that girls dont.
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Dry cleaners and hairdressers don't rob you blind.
You can go to a public toilet without a support group.
You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
You can kill your own food.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don't have to clean your flat if the electricity meter reader is coming.
You can sit in silence watching a football game with your mate for hours
without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
You don't mooch off other's desserts.
You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colours.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
Same job .... . more pay.
The world is your urinal.
RATTER15, I think I love you...................
............................
Will you marry me?
miss random. be very aware this person is the devil but with a sense of humour,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, C ok RATTER ?
Got me too on the 'spider in the bath' thing. I become a very girly girl when a spider is in sight.

However, mysterious noises in the night? I get up and take a look. I can be macho when I want.
Women have their faults. Men have only two: Everything they say. Everything they do
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your backside and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favouritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you thump her, it's wife bashing.
If she thumps you, it's self defense.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favour.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert.
If you don't, you're a fag.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.
If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're up on yourself.
If you don't, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often, you're oversexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.
We're never happy are we girls?
Hey Techgirl,
Thought I was paranoid...........
.........you've plundered this thread.

Is there something you would like to talk about?
Nope, just came across those from this morning and thought they belonged here.

How are you Miss Random? nice day?
I recall seeing an old piece of Irish wisdom for men years ago:

"To keep your marrige flowing,
With love from the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
And whenever you're right, shut up."

Hope this helps.
haha I like it.
like the thread 4getmenot. Ive had severe mental health problems partly caused by a woman but one thing did cross my mind - that is men can have prostate problems. As women dont have that gland it wouldnt worry them unless their better half are unable to rise to the occasion, a common effect of prostate problems
Great thanks TechGirl,
Apart from the existence of men, are you well?

Agree with you, anyhows!

Can you think of a really good question to out-post this one.....
.... no disrespect to 4getmenot, just think it would be nice for different scenery.
Miss Random of course I will!!! you don't know my ex wives do you?

Hell, 3rd time lucky!!

and don't tell carakeel!!!

crete, me the devil?? Ive just become a believer and found a wife, I'm gettin into all this God crap I can tell you!!!

C. is fine by the way!!
I married 'Miss Right'.

I just didn't realise that her first name was 'Always...'
The reason the men put the Ikea wardrobes up wrong is cuz they NEVER read the instructions!

And thank you all for the bits of string. They fit just snuggly.
I read somewhere that the average woman spends SEVEN years of her life having her periods!!! Can you imagine having that for 7 years.
So I think we have it tougher!!
Don't even get me started on childbirth!!!!!!!!!!!
Childbirth is a doddle!!! I seen it loadsa times!!

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