Light hearted threads for a change.

[pussnboots]

Have you ever done any thing that still makes you blush. I once wanted to make a good impression at a 'do'. I was dressed up to the nines (well I thought I was) "Hello everybody, how are you" that sort of entrance. Then my friend pointed out that I had a coat hanger hooked on the back of my dress.

[whiffey]

In Victorian times, entrances were considered crucial to a gal's future, she had to waft into a room erect and confident. So they used to stick carrots up their ar$es, which might be expected to make anyone stand upright. With the greens trimmed off they were not visible - and you are moaning about a coathanger !

[grumpii]

I hate answering the front door half way through a w*nk

[pussnboots]

whiffey grumpii as usual the braindead answers you would expect from two turnips.

[sleepyj]

im going of you grump im getting this yuck picture in my head of what i think you look like and what sort of place you live in now / its not a nice thought i can tell you :(

[grumpii]

I am ok when you get to know me.

[whiffey]

^^^ This is a man who has apparently just answered the front door sporting a stonker.

[sleepyj]

dont think i would want to know you . i think your a bit of a mr bean look a like . live in a dirty bed sit that has wet patches in the corner .walls covered in poo . you walking around in my knickers and some old womans dress you stole from her washing line .

[red~bez]

Ewwww sleepy.......A scene in Silence of the Lambs springs to mind......where the serial killer was dancing in front of the mirror... :0)