help - theres a rat in my kitchen!!!!!

[redhead23]

theres a rat in my kitchen , what am i gonna do???

[sleepyj]

dirty hole luton is red no wonder you have rat lol

[B00]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG51Z_RLwT0

[red~bez]

Give UB40 a ring......I'm sure they had the same prob.... :)

[red~bez]

Oooh great minds eh B00.... ;-)

[redhead23]

lol thank u boo and OI LUTON IS NOT A RAT INFESTED , its got loads of maggots in but enough about men !

[ELVIS68]

If you live in the countryside, dont worry about it, if you live in a city, clean your kitchen more often

[sleepyj]

red never cleans she cleans her fan with a tea towel ffs lol

[redhead23]

lmao at sleepy how dare you xx and elvis can u clean my kitchen please xx ill give u a fiver

[pussnboots]

Could be doctor spock. Exterminate!!!!!!!!!

[PC31507]

I'm gonna fix that rat thats what I'm gonna do

[grumpii]

Tight ass x ;)

[sleepyj]

she will give you 5 pounds to clean her kitchen and she wants you naked as you do it

[sleepyj]

grumpy hello where you been .?cleaning up your dirty bed sit lol

[redhead23]

god u know me so well already lol
STEPTOE AND SON IS ON IM OFF TO WATCH IT BE BACK LATERS xxx

[grumpii]

Hi sleepy, been hassling the prostitutes for a row, police came though, and arrested me for kerb crawling, they just let me out. (when they saw what I was doing in the corner of my cell.)

[sleepyj]

steptoe and son pmsl thats her dream man lol

[sleepyj]

grumpy you need putting down ffs .

[whiffey]

I got a rat from House of Fraser, it's sitting on the top of the piano, grey and fluffy.

[sunday]

is the rat dead or alive? pull it's tail and see if he jumps.

[scotchollie]

Stick a brush up it's ar*e and go and clean your kitchen Red - it's minging!