what would you like written on your headstone

[redhead23]

what would you like on your headstone , a bit morbid but any thoughts?

[sleepyj]

i said i was ill none of you sods believe me

[scotchollie]

I died of rabies.

If you see my dog

kick his @rse.

[scotchollie]

The grass is always greener from the other side.

Not down here it ain't...

[grumpii]

Cant you even leave me alone here.

[jump79]

I am dead, get over it.

[ummmm]

I'm over it Jump :-)

[scotchollie]

Found this true one and simply had to share it!

Ellen Shannon

Who was fatally burned
March 21, 1870
by the explosion of a lamp
filled with �R.E. Danforth�s
Non-Explosive Burning Fluid�

[redhead23]

why when u being friendly to men they think u fancy them ??/ argh

[ummmm]

Where did that come from Red?

[grumpii]

get off my land.

[scotchollie]

Come on redhead, share it - and give us your tombstone as you ain't posted one yet!

[redhead23]

umm this bloke im very chatty and loud anyway , well he thinks i fancy him and is like
shall we go for a nice quiet drink
i dont want to offend him but im not up for anything like that (believe it or not!) lol

and its so easy to hurt and embarras people xx

[ELVIS68]

Delroy done it !

[ummmm]

I was gonna say 'Daisy done it' but wasn't sure anyone would get it....

See what you started Elvis ???

[redhead23]

ollie u git , email me back
stop playing hard to get lover
you know me and you are gunna end up hitched before the end of the year

god the kids would be totally off the wall !!! lol

[bigmamma]

You alright redhead love?

[scotchollie]

But I'm three months gone already...

[scotchollie]

PS. I'm not the one who's upset you, am I redhead?

[sleepyj]

red you tart . any man will do you lol

[redhead23]

no ollie you are just a rejection in a long line of men lmao - na im marrying you what more could you want from life

sleepy you are right i am an tart lol

big mumma - thanks mate xx