What is the bane of your life?

[ummmm]

Is there something you do continuously and never learn from?

Me....I've lost my key's again!!!!!

Everyday I tell myself to put them in the same place but I never do. I go through the same rigmarole on a daily basis, up and down stairs, room after room.....never bloody learn..!!

[grumpii]

I am now partially sighted because of masturbation.

[4getmenot]

get really dehydrated, tell myself to drink more water all the time but never do

[Miss Random]

Remembering where I have parked my car.
Usually wander around every floor of multi-storey car parks telling myself to write down which floor I left it on next time!

[ummmm]

Lol Miss Random.....I do that too.

Grumpii.....I wouldn't worry about that too much. It does return slowly when you resume a 'normal' sex life :-)

[grumpii]

Phew, so its ok to carry on then?

[mrknowall]

When i meet a new women when they start moaning i think do i ever learn stay single

[Tiny E. A]

I get up every morning, come to work and think, 'surely I was meant to have looked for another job yesterday.'

[whiffey]

I am obsessive about keys, about having them on me, since I went out and shut the door just too late to realise I'd left them indoors. Luckily there was an upstairs bedroom window open.

The solution is to keep 3 sets: Your main set, another in a safe place in the house, another at work.

[nat_84]

Well i use to always got out with the girls, get completely hammered and lose my phone...

In my life time i think i've lost about 10..

nothing is more frustrating.

[crete]

the problem of locking your keys in the house is easily solved, change the lock to enable you to lock the door from the outside when leaving.

[ummmm]

grumpii....fire away....


I found my keys now....under a pile of letters. So I suppose I'll have to go into work now :-(

After another coffee anyway.....

[Haggisdj]

Girls on cheap vodka...

[ummmm]

Haggis.....what's the bane with that?

[scotchollie]

Ummmm, try this:

http://www.maplin.co.uk/Module.aspx?ModuleNo=4 9126


I keep losing my virginity.

The first time was with a Nun at Lourdes in 1978 on a school trip.

Since then, it's never returned, so I suppose in one way I am cured, not that I'm ungrateful or anything.

My Dad has a number of filthy vices, but he is an antique vice restorer for carpenters, so I guess this is okay.

[sleepyj]

hello just testing to see if i can answer i have been banned

[sleepyj]

oh im back on lol

[sleepyj]

mrknowiall i never moan ;0

[crete]

pa,ul. physical assault from an employer should be reported to your union rep...... then you could take them out at the weekend.

[ummmm]

Ollie.....I can't whistle :-(

That's another one of mine Paul.....