Another body and soul story

[river]

Seeing as the last one got ruined lets try again and get it up the top with the most answers and incase anyone has a question about the story I'll start a seperate I have a story quesiton thread to save ruining it again.

So here goes...

They say that the eyes are the gateway to the soul but when I looked into my brothers eyes yesterday all I saw was....

[jump79]

I decided to call the monks over in China to catch up on some gossip, then made another call to book a flight to Congo. I'd always wanted to go on a safari ......

[Miss Random]

"The number you have dialled has not been recognised"

[redhead23]

i tried again this time i got through to ken dodd

[Miss Random]

I was gutted, always wanted to go on safari in Congo, damn this new brother was not the talisman I had hoped..

[jump79]

That strange message led me to make another call to confirm my flight to congo... yes, it was all done. What a day...

[johnlambert]

The Diddymen, fantastic!! they might be able to distract the polar bear with jam butties

[johnlambert]

And they knew where there was a secret jam butty mine in the Congo

[redhead23]

ken told me something very important he said

[johnlambert]

there is a secret jam butty mine deep in the Congo

[jump79]

I told my brother the news, he was sad and wanted to come along... I quickly tried to think of an excuse to stop him from coming along (he was a boring person)

[johnlambert]

I told him that anyone with a partialy eaten arm, recently chewed by polar bear were banned from Africa

[redhead23]

i said listen i know a komodo dragon who lives down the hill visit him instead

[jump79]

and the whole time, all i could think of was ken dodd and what he had said to me

[johnlambert]

He said, what about our long lost sister and her baby?

[johnlambert]

The realisation that Ken Dod was also our brother almost through me over the edge but

[Miss Random]

I could never fancy Ken the way I did my new brother!

[jump79]

it didn't, i tried to picture ken dodd's face as I had last seen him....

[Miss Random]

With his tickling stick,...

[Miss Random]

God, I missed those Diddies...

[johnlambert]

Said Ken then he said "fear ye not for I have a plan"