Were you on the M25 on October 14th 2002 in a black Vauxhall Vectra?

[Joe_the_Lion]

If you were please contact me at

[email protected].

Thanks.

[rugeleyboy]

are you sure it wasnt the 15th and a white astra???

[Emz26]

What was the registration plate??

[Joe_the_Lion]

It was a cold October morning, about 09.45hrs. I was in a Blue 5 series beemer. The Vectra's reg was something like W---HHU.

Junction 21 with the M1, anti-clockwise.

[Emz26]

Are you sure it wasn't clockwise?

[ummmm]

Did you fancy the driver?

If you did it was me... :-)

If not...I haven't got a clue what you're talking about!!!!

[Emz26]

Hmmm... Black W reg Vectra.....could have been me....

[Joe_the_Lion]

No it was definately anti.

You were sitting in the passenger seat with an elderly gent I assumed was your father. Your hair was a rich brunette, with just a hint of deep red. Your eyes the hue of chocolate Minstrels, your skin pale yet very healthy. I say you were 25 then.

I guesstimate from your sitting posture, you are 5 feet 6 and a confident size 14. You were wearing a black leather jacket with a crimson top underneath. On your left wrist you were wearing a silver ladies diver watch, the name of which I do not know.

When you smiled, it was as the whole traffic jam seemed worth while.

[Miss Random]

Wasnt in the Vectra, was in the blue mini!!!
I saw you.... you were gawping at some girl in a car in the inside lane and then...............you scoundrel,.........
you took the wing mirror off that white van!!!

He was not happy was he!!
Think he tailgated you all the way to Blackheath...

[rugeleyboy]

i have been married to my wife for nearly 6 years and i dont know as much details about her in all that time as you do in a traffic jam!!

[ummmm]

Yep...that was me Ward.

[Emz26]

Brown hair with a hint of red - yes.
Brown eyes - yes.
Pale skin - yes.
I would have been 22 - Close enough!
5ft 4 ins - Close enough!
And I probably would have been a size 14 in 2002!
Where have you been for the last 5 years!

[Joe_the_Lion]

If it was you ummmmmmm, were the seats leather or material?

[Joe_the_Lion]

Emz, it is a far, far better thing I do now than I have ever done.

Why did you not smile at me, I was playing Madness very loud which would have been heard even from a closed window.

[Emz26]

If I remember...I did smile...but you were looking the other way....

[Joe_the_Lion]

Damn. I had to pull in to South Mimms services for an extra strong espresso afterwards.

All I can say is you were like a princess. Subtle, yet beauty personified.

[Emz26]

It must be love, love, love.

[Joe_the_Lion]

Well I was just "Driving in my car" wearing "Baggy Trousers" on the "Grey Day", going to "The House of Fun"

You were always "One Step Beyond" like "Michael Caine" but I will be your "Prince"

[Joe_the_Lion]

And don't tell me "You're an Embarrasment"

[Emz26]

Ooooh! Baggy trousers! My favourite!

[Joe_the_Lion]

And don't tell me to "Shut Up" because when I return to "Our House" with "My Girl" I may have a "Cardiac Arrest"