what is a sweedish body massage please?

[redhead23]

what is it ? KEN DODD the man of my dreams has just offered to give me one so to speak

[red~bez]

A sweedish body massage is when you go to the supermarket.....buy about 50 turnips.......get home peel then and then run a bath and add them to the water.......lol......Oh and Ken doesn't do them anymore.....the diddymen have taken over that job, because Ken's teeth kept getting in the way.......lol

[TechGirl]

red~bez, that gave me an awful vision before bedtime. I may have nightmares now and it will all be your fault.

:-)

[redhead23]

how dare u i love ken soooo much he makes me laugh i dont care if he has big teeth
and bez answer my question before i set me dog on ya and i dont mean norman !x

[red~bez]

lol.......sorry TechGirl....

[red~bez]

Oh......red......he asked me to send you this......

http://webzoom.freewebs.com/tombakerornormal/0 20706ken-dodd.jpg

;-)

[redhead23]

lmao @ red bez that really made me chuckle

he's on tour im seeing him in june cant wait and im 23 lol xxxx thanks mate

[red~bez]

You don't really like our Ken do you?............god girl you have lead a sheltered life.....lol... ;-)

[redhead23]

no i seriously think he is one of our greatest icons along with tommy cooper and lee evans i find ken lovely i really do x

[red~bez]

Must admit I find all 3 hilarious......met Ken when I was about 13.....he used to live just up the road from us....we used to knock on his door and his girlfriend used to answer.....she sadly died.....but she was lovely.....Ken was never in btw.... :(

[redhead23]

u up in liverpool ? x

[red~bez]

Yeah red.....not far from Knotty Ash. :) and I mean not far x

[redhead23]

wicked i love scousers i do in fact i love u all exspeciall y BIG MEN XX

[red~bez]

where u from red?

[redhead23]

luton in bedfordshire its horrid im moving next year thank heavens
!

[curlyfilm]

must admit i love scousers too, they the most friendly people in the uk..........

[red~bez]

Bedforshire sounds lovely red......where u moving to?

[red~bez]

Awwww..thank u curly....x........people give us a bad name....but I think every city has their bad areas.

[redhead23]

it aint lovely bez - full of druggies and losers and skinny small men and idiots that cant drive

moving to birmingham or newcastle have not decided yet there are factors you see , such as how many men to a woman , pubs all the important things ya know ! lol x

[curlyfilm]

its not the liverpool, i have spent a long time in.....

no honestly, ok i'm only a visitor, but i have spent many years in south east london!!!!!

[red~bez]

red....move to Liverpool......10 men to every 5 women... ;-).....but I love Brummies and the Toons aswell......brilliant people x