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I have just said something then wished the ground would open and swallow me up. I asked a delivery bloke if he would like to "put it up my passage" Dont know whose face was the reddest.
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rofl, excellent!
I work at the local Co Op on the checkout (glamorous eh?) and when a customer wants to pay for their shopping they have to put their card in the little machine thingy. Nine times out of ten they seem to struggle to do this (not particular bright our customers) and I have to tell em how to do it. The times I've tried desperately to think of something other than "just slip it in, and push it up" due to the suggestive comments and guffaws, alas I never seem to think of another way to put it. The worst thing is I know exactly how that statement can come across before I even say it, but can't think of owt else at the time- so if you've any suggestions, I'd be grateful!
I work at the local Co Op on the checkout (glamorous eh?) and when a customer wants to pay for their shopping they have to put their card in the little machine thingy. Nine times out of ten they seem to struggle to do this (not particular bright our customers) and I have to tell em how to do it. The times I've tried desperately to think of something other than "just slip it in, and push it up" due to the suggestive comments and guffaws, alas I never seem to think of another way to put it. The worst thing is I know exactly how that statement can come across before I even say it, but can't think of owt else at the time- so if you've any suggestions, I'd be grateful!
hahaha -brilliant Baby Jane!
where I live we all have an area which we call our 'back passage'...every other house has a manhole out there...
we all had blocked drains - men arrive -
"where's ya manhole luv?".................
I'll let you guess the answer
hope you're ok btw, not seen you around much :o)
where I live we all have an area which we call our 'back passage'...every other house has a manhole out there...
we all had blocked drains - men arrive -
"where's ya manhole luv?".................
I'll let you guess the answer
hope you're ok btw, not seen you around much :o)
Thats true baby jane . too late to try and mutter something else to try to cover it up either.
I was in town some weeks ago with my son and I reminded him he needed batteries for his bedside alarm clock. He said he had found some in the house so didn't need any.
Well, just as the shopping centre seemed to hang on my every word I said , loudly, you didnt take the spare batteries out of my bedroom did you !!!!
Needless to say , no-one else was thinking of alarm clocks !!!! :-o
I was in town some weeks ago with my son and I reminded him he needed batteries for his bedside alarm clock. He said he had found some in the house so didn't need any.
Well, just as the shopping centre seemed to hang on my every word I said , loudly, you didnt take the spare batteries out of my bedroom did you !!!!
Needless to say , no-one else was thinking of alarm clocks !!!! :-o
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