who want to come to mine for a party ? let me describe my party nice big caravan , stella and fosters served at 50p a can , guests of honor are ken sex on legs dodd keith cheggers paul daniels so how does it sound ? also there are some tit bits for you greedy ******* to eat
Captain Red, I do believe that I gave you explicit orders to control this riotous bunch of squadies!!. It now appears to me, through my monocled eye, that you have instigated a further rebellion amongst the rotten retrobates....report to my quarters immediately in order to be debriefed.....Quick march!
Twirling ginger moustache and glaring as if quite mad.
Affirmative, Colonel Red-Bez. But how will I recognize you? What do you have in those highly polished, calf-hugging, thigh-reaching curvaceous military type boots which you are polishing? Please carry a recent copy of "Radio Times" and whistle "There'll Always Be An England"......Good luck.
Ponders situation, tightens Sam-Browning, and strolls across London Bridge in thick fog.
Stewey......I'll have a copy of the News of the World......under my left arm...it's a fake arm btw.....my right fake leg has a hidden gun in it......Oh and the umbrella I'll be carrying has a listening device......but thats between me and you......over and out Capt Stew....