how do i sneak essex bloke out of me caravan ?

[redhead23]

how without all my nosey neighbours reporting me to the slappers brigade , i have guard dogs david guest and cliff richard who bark loud
how do i stop this becoming a spectacle for my pikey neighbours ?

[essex bloke]

ah bless planning how to get rid of me huh ? a bit like "im an essex bloke get me outta here"

[redhead23]

i dont want the neighbours knowing how i make me cash essex love xxx

[yummymum]

ahhhh poor essex bloke why would you want to sneak him out, why not just keep him there and torture him!

[mrknowall]

dress him as ken dodd as he is always there

[redhead23]

good points raised from you both thank u

[yummymum]

feed him to david and cliff??

[essex bloke]

Harsh the lot of yers but i suppose looking like Ken Dodd would be so bad

[redhead23]

essex baby if u have even a bit of the humor that ken dodd has , me and u will be very happy together loverxx

[essex bloke]

ahhhhhh xx

[essex bloke]

Hey Red how about if i turn up dress liked Ken and leave dressed up orville that would confuse the s**t out the pikeys

[essex bloke]

Thank you, thank you! First of all ladies and gentleman I'd like to say how tickled I am � how tickled I am by all this goodwill. How about you missis? Have you been tickled by good Will? Hah! � good old Willy!
See im practising x

[redhead23]

you will do for me essex

oh yes lover boy you will do for me !!!!!!!1 grab your anorak you have pulled !!!!

[essex bloke]

yes yes yes x

[cazzz1975]

I bet he even has the overbite!!!!

[red~bez]

hmmmmmm red!!!!!!.......shouldn't you be sneaking him in.... ;-)

Evenin all btw x

[essex bloke]

Evening bez

[red~bez]

Evening essex boy.......and how are you on this fine evening :)

[essex bloke]

im good thanks and you ?

[red~bez]

same here essex boy....... x

[redhead23]

im feeling very miserable it has desemded on me like a cloud . goodnite all x