what would you give your boss?

[essex bloke]

Theres a story in the paper about a woman who gave her boss , what would you like to give your boss ?

[Emz26]

I missed the papers. What did she give her boss?

[essex bloke]

sorry that should have read " gave her a kidney" sorry

[mccfluff]

gave her boss what? don't think there is anything i want to give my boss

[Emz26]

If I thought I could get away with it, I would happily give my boss a smack in the mush. But I can't afford to lose my job.....!

[grumpii]

Gave her boss a kidney ???????? What a brown nose.

[4getmenot]

well some people will give their boss allsorts for a payrise

[mccfluff]

wouldn't go that far, might give him a sandwich if he was really really hungry but even then i'd think twice

[Skreecheeboy]

I'd secretely like to give my boss one sometimes but other times I'd prefer to give her a slap, not that I condone violence towards women but you're talking about fantasy gifts here aren't you?

[redcrx]

Im desperate to give my boss some antihistamines as hes moaning today that he has sore throat and is sneezing constantly. I said he has hayfever, he reckons he doesnt get hayfever so i reminded him we had exact same conversation last year.

So nipping to chemist after work and then gonna make him take them.

[essex bloke]

ahhh red your toooo caring

[mandimoo]

deodorant

[redcrx]

caring? me? nah, hes just driving me mad with his constant complaining today.

Hes gone home now for afternoon so have place to myself now, oh the peace!

[shineybomb]

I'd like to give my boss my resignation, oh wait, I did that a month ago and today is my last day! Woo hoo!

Start new job in 10 days and I'm going to Corfu tomorrow

[redhead23]

i would give my boss tickets to spend the evening with me and ken dodd as a real treat fro her