I'm confessing, this morning I did a terrible thing. I scuttled down my road (hoodie firmly hiding my face) and put a big bag full of twigs/logs and garden rubbish in a skip that's been sitting there for a few days. I know it's not a huge crime, but I still feel bad. In my slight defence I had a skip outside my house a few weeks ago and my neighbours certainly took advantage of it, but I still feel a bit naughty. Have you done anything a little bit wrong today?
told the sort off on/off bf that i got in at 10 last night when it was waaaaay past midnight and that i had gone out with my mates when in fact i went out with another bloke
I haven't done anything wrong yet, apart from smiling at the girl from the staff canteen that always smiles at me, having stayed over at another girls house last night, still nothing wrong with smiling last time I checked!
When my girls were still hungry after scoffing their toast at breakfast I told them they couldn't choose something from the snack drawer, only something healthy like yoghurt or fruit....
then I came home after taking them to school and had coffee and Dairy Milk for my breakfast.
I agree with BOO,
You should have worn highheels, short skirt, large sunglasses and put all your jewelllery on.....
.... put your twigs in a designer carrier bag, gone in full view of everyone, and loudly stated 'That'll teach the two-timming git!'............
Then hid around the corner to watch everyone scramble into the skip to retrieve 'goodies'.......lol