I'm supposed to start work at 8.30am, but this morning I decided to be a little bit cheeky. I hatched an evil plan to stroll into work at 9am with my boss being none the wiser as I knew he would be in a meeting at that time. So I walked into the office at 9am, only to go straight past the glass-walled meeting room with my boss inside staring back at me.
nah i just take the p!ss and get away with it, just had a two hour lunchbreak and no-one even asked where i'd been they just assumed i was working elsewhere in the building
If you get caught again, just go and tell him that you had a bit of "women's troubles" then look as if you are about to elaborate - I can guarantee he will jsut say - well I hope you feel better soon. It's not really a lie - we all have our troubles and you are a woman - your main trouble being that you needed an extra half hour in bed! lol