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Those last two posts were far too healthy for this thread!
Thing is, although mine doesn't sound too bad, you didn't see the size of the baguette. I cut a massive portion myself and then had to cut that into two because it wouldn't fit on the plate in one piece! There were 4 rashers of bacon in it, cheddar, and cream cheese. I was going to have fresh tomato in it too, but decided that would be teasing my body... letting it get a sniff of vitamins but nothing more.
And I grazed all afternoon on the 5 portions of chicken. I would have made some veg to go with it but i'm afraid my lardy bum was suctioned to the sofa.
Niiiice.