why is the world so full of self concerned w***ers?????

[strangedays]

some people i know have new things goin on in their lives and are now too preoccupied with these new things that they are neglecting the responsibilities to the people who will always be there waiting for them, until that is the limit is pushed and they will lose these people! uuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhh!!!!! what is wrong with these people?????!!!!! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!!!! DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!!

[Katie~77]

I'm on my way to Asda!!! Anyone else want one???x

[nutgoneflake]

Get me one - we've used all ours.

[cazzz1975]

I wonder if you buy the expensive version(*finest) it means the baboons had a wash first??

[nutgoneflake]

I think the smartprice ones are a false economy really. They don't last as long.

[Katie~77]

I'll get the good ones then. So is it just one for me and one for nutgoneflake???x

[nutgoneflake]

Better get two for me - it's half term next week and the boys'll be at home. Thanks, Katie!

[MrBen5]

Can you get me a box of balloons?

[cazzz1975]

yeah I have enough for the weekend, I will get some next week, I have to clean the poo out of the kitchen first and recycle the boxes they came in.

[Katie~77]

I wonder if Asda do home delivery??? Not sure I'd get many boxes of Baboons in the car!x

[cazzz1975]

balloons mrB are you a raving loony? who buys balloons??!!

[Katie~77]

Mr Ben, any particular colour???x

[MrBen5]

not too bothered about the colour katie, as long as they are not smartprice ones.
I need them to be pretty hard wearing for when my baboon gets delivered by the buffoon...

[nutgoneflake]

They have those folding carry-packs that hold six separately. They'll fit in the car better than the bigger box.

[Katie~77]

You didn't ask me to get you a baboon so I know you are not referring to me as a buffoon! I will get you some pink pearlized ones. That ok?x

[cazzz1975]

I cant blow up the sausage shaped balloons, they make my ears pop

[nutgoneflake]

They stretch my cheeks.

[MrBen5]

when the buffoon brings the baboon it will bash the balloon, blo0dy bad.
Big balloons are basically better. Buffoons who bring the baboons barely bring boxes of ballons with them.

[nutgoneflake]

Baboons bare their big bottoms boldly at bolshy badgers.

[Katie~77]

Well I'm glad we've cleared that up Mr Ben! So big pink pearlized balloons it is then. Although, blue balloons are quite nice..... I'll see when I get there!xx

[MrBen5]

To summarise
Kinky Katie's couriering cases containing boxes of ballons for Ben. Basically, buffoons bringing baboons barely ever bring balloons for the baboons to bash.
you get it now? :)
Sorry if am always preoccupied strangedays...