ok I'll bite - why are you green, Bigmamma & who delivered what to whom, warpig ???
We're in South Oz, my home state, married to a Wiltshire lad
[ well he was, many years ago ] and most of the time I'm playing over on Q&P.
Don't see too many names I know on B&S but remembered warpig well- btw never seen a haggis on the run, not sporting to shoot them when served up on a platter with all the trimmings.
Where in Scotland are you, warpig ? My daughter's attending a wedding in Fife later on this year - silly girl wants to wear a rather flimsy dress, I told her wellies and a raincoat !!!