i met a magician and wow was he good

[redhead23]

he asked me to think of a name which i did , then he wrote the name down , he was correct !!! i am spooked how did he do this , just by looking in my georgeous eyes !

[redhead23]

http://www.artofeurope.com/smith/smi1.htm

MY FAVOURITE POEM EVER

[grumpii]

Cheered me up no end, that poem, cheers red.

[mccfluff]

cheers for that

[hotpink]

god, you're a fruitcake

[sleepy1]

red why do you like stuff about death so much ???? you need a good man lol

[raysparx1]

Hello red, you ok ? did he show you his wand ?

Nice poem, do you like this one, ? I do. !!

Say Bazonka every day,
That's what my grandma used to say
It keeps at bay the Asian Flu'
And both your elbows free from glue.
So say Bazonka every day
(That's what my grandma used to say)

Don't say it if your socks are dry!
Or when the sun is in your eye!
Never say it in the dark
(The word you see emits a spark)
Only say it in the day
(That's what my grandma used to say)

Young Tiny Tim took her advice
He said it once, he said it twice
he said it till the day he died
And even after that he tried
To say Bazonka! every day
Just like my grandma used to say.

Now folks around declare it's true
That every night at half past two
If you'll stand upon your head
And shout Bazonka! from your bed
You'll hear the word as clear as day
Just like my grandma used to say!

[dot.hawkes]

there is an outside chance i will be making nominations for the daftest question of the month again now that i am back, i won't say this is a contender because it has an element of normality about it that may just sway me towards omitting it, but i have had several requests to opt to include it on the grounds that it has no consistency of topic and the contributions are random. lesser reasons have won the category.

[raysparx1]

Oi dotty, Don't you dare get rid of my beautiful poem, it has real class,please think again, please.

[bobtheduck-]

cant be that good he didnt make you vanish :)