What are my friends trying to tell me?

[Champagne]

In the 34 years that I have inhabited this planet, I have never been asked to organise a friend's hen do. Why do you think that is?

[girlygirl2]

Coz you drink too much Champagne?!?! :O)

x

[ELVIS68]

Because there is a line, and you`d probably cross it

[Octavius]

Perhaps because of your prudish sensibilities and reserved demure corner-hogging nature, they feel they cannot rely on you to arrange for the baby-oil-smothered naked-underneath fireman to arrive just at the right time.

Apparently that is the number 1 requirement of the henpartyorganiserperson

[stewey]

Do you have any friends?..............No, Champagne, I don't expect any stars:)

[oopsydoopsy]

LOL@ everyone.
Seriously, Champagne, I really can't imagine !!

[Sasha13]

Because none of them could keep up with you?!
x

[Octavius]

Champagne to become the henpartyorganiserperson of choice, you need to come out of your shell - maybe you could reinvent yourself as Babycham?

As we all know, no one puts Babycham in the corner.

[Lore]

Because they know they'll end up in Dublin, on a one way ticket and miss the wedding? :P

[Lore]

I think you probably already know the answer :P

you can organise mine if you want to .. you have about 3 years to get it sorted Champers.

[Champagne]

Alright! Alright! No need to be sar-car-stick!

Maybe it's because I openly complain about how much I hate hen nights and weddings! I'm going to a friend's hen night this Saturday and it just got me thinking really. A habit I really should abstain from. :o\

[Rubyrose]

I haven't either but I have only been here 22yrs! I have done two baby showers though! They aren't as fun! I was tempted to order a stripper for them! Lol

[Skreecheeboy]

I'm going on a stag do in Amsterdam next month! It's going to last 4 days and it's called a Sleazy Cruise! It's going to be hilarious!

[dot.hawkes]

get champers a ticket she could watch and learn lol

[froggequene]

traditionally the chief bridesmaid or matron of honour, or whatever it's called does it, have you ever been either?

[Champagne]

No, I haven't Frog. My friends hate me.

:'o(