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dilf | 11:27 Fri 01st Jun 2007 | Body & Soul
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i bought her flowers, gigantinormous bar of choccy, gave her a hundered quid in a card that cost 3 flicking 50. all of these in bed with a nice cup of rosie. but when i revealed her big prezzy tied in a red ribbon she pulled the knot tighter and said "with a bit of luck that'll stop the blood and it will drop off." all because i got parazontal last night . do they do chocoptomys at a+e ?
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Leave her Dilfy and marry me :-)
11:38 Fri 01st Jun 2007
ha ha ha, very good.
Maybe she doesnt like red! Try a yellow ribbon next time :)
Leave her Dilfy and marry me :-)
you only have yourself to blame! :P
Happy Birthday to the missus Dilf, she is one lucky woman mate!
'Big' prezzy? You sure about that?

'Gigantinormous' sounds a lot more appetising than 'big'. I would have opted for the chocolate bar too.
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understood redcrx-as in oak tree
ummmm-get thee off my back satan. i can resist anything but temptation
lore-how can you say that 3.50 on a card, my love , my life, my darling wife billox
champers- its a oak tree
all of you listen to craig he's a wise man and a all round good egg and snappy dresser
you should have spent the same amount on the card as you paid craig to say that :P

�3.50 tut tut tut
OUCH I just hope you got your �100 deposit back.
happy Birthday Mrs dilf......i will be round once dilf leaves in the ambulance, to give you your birthday prezzie.....a good seeing to .....I hope you arent too tight....you keep telling me your hubby cant seem to fill your ground (just like Stadium of Light)


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