All expenses paid trip to Barcelona courtesy of Microsoft. We were early adopters of some of their technology, so they sent me and two directors out there for a big show. The catch was that we had to stand around for eight hours telling people how wonderful the technology was.... loads of free gin 'n' tonic though, and lots of posh meals. And a huge, (I mean at least a million quid spent on it), party at the end of the week. The blag? We didn't use the technology at all......