The Ultimate Dear John

[Lonnie]

This was sent to me by a friend, who assures me it was for real.

Pretty Good.

ULTIMATE DEAR JOHN NOTE

You gotta love a man like this! Humor in the face of defeat. A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan . While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him, AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.


So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note:


"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."


NOW THERE IS A REAL MARINE

[Goodsoulette]

Brilliant!

What a b1tch.

[Rubyrose]

Quality! How funny is that!
Do we know if she mailed the rest back? Lol

[nutgoneflake]

I hope that really was real, because it's a cracking story!

[Lonnie]

I was assured its real, but I have no way of checking at the moment, Like all of you, I hope so, because its brilliant.

[Loosehead]

yep, respect to that Guy!

[IggyB]

lol this one always makes me grin - first got it emailed to me a couple of years ago though so think its more of an urban legend rather than reality - but would be a good one tho

[joko]

yes, brilliant but old.

probably was true initially though, and i suppose some might do it because they remember the story

[tattoo1094]

Im gonna remember that one !!!!
Thats one of the funniest things iv e ever heard good on 'im!

[Bellringer]

He had to be a ROYAL Marine!