Women who would get it.

[Joe_the_Lion]

Whilst I usually describe my taste of the fairer sex as the classic English rose type, full in the hip with long brunette hair (Nigella Lawson springs to mind), I have a few that am unsure I should admit to.

However, I shall do so for public opinion and see whether my tastes need to be addressed.

1) Claire Peacock in Corrie. There is something about her "innocence" and gingery hair I find appealing

2) Fern Britton. A trifle chunky and a family breaker, but such a sexy smile

3) Madeleine McCanns mother. A little inappropriate, but she is very sexy for a Catholic.

4) Nancy Dell'Olio. Old, but perfectly in shape and a nice accent.

5) Suzy Dent. (Countdown). A very bland and boring girl, but what a lovely person.

6) Sarah Brightman. Very annoying personae, but lovely features.

7) Angela, the barmaid at my local. She is a bit of an old dog, but you know exactly where you stand with her.

Any thoughts?

[laurence2]

Stick with number 7

[B00]

I think the more apporopriate question would be...."would these women want it?"

[Joe_the_Lion]

Are you saying any of them are stronger than me?

[B00]

No, I'm saying they might have discerning tastes and you might come up to scratch wardy ;-)

[Joe_the_Lion]

Or not come up to scratch??????

[B00]

Pardon?

[cazzz1975]

my neighbour would settle for a pulse and b00bs

[B00]

Doesn't that go for most men cazzz? Infact I'm sure that even the pulse is optional.

[Le Chat]

Well they're all very different, that's for sure. It's good to see that you have a wide variety of tastes...nothing wrong with that, or any of the above!
I have a 'thing' for Justin Hawkins of The Darkness, although I know that technically he is not too easy on the eye. He's so sexy though!! OOhhh, the thought of it!!
I am female by the way!

[Black Noir]

Ive got a spare bag of flour if you want to go ahead with Fern!

[redhead23]

god what did they ever do to warrant having you after them ? poor cows lol

[PatriciaH]

Sexy for a catholic? What in your minds eye does a catholic look like? shriveled up , bent over and god knows what else eh? pleeeeease talk sense wardy... !

[sandyg2244]

methinks you've been reading the viz too much!

[feist]

Stick to fat women, they are usually submissive ( could be low self esteem) and servile and never say never lol.

[Whickerman]

Nigella is perfect, as is Charlotte Church. And if you're going Countdown, it'd have to be Carol.

[Zeddy]

Joe, why didn't you mention your No.8?
Jade Goody you said, wasn't it?
An English Rose by any other name. (Stinging nettles, actually)

[feist]

No 8. Sonia from Corrie, bit plain looking, fat (size 14+) etc slightly stupid (oops naive) but great personality, dazzling smile, the ideal woman!! ;o)

[Skreecheeboy]

I always thought you liked Stacey Slater from Eastenders and expected to match at least one of your list wardy! Not impressed!