I dont even shut the door nevermind lock it.... luckily im upper flat as people could see right thro the sittingroom window into the toilet whilst im standing up wiping my bum
Do you stand up and wipe your bum neo? My old flat mate revealed that he used to do that one day when there was a few of us round getting drunk and we were all in hysterics! Why don't you sit down when you do it? You get through a lot less paper that way!
No way! I usually visit the loo with the door open...Not sure why, maybe a subconscious freedom thing!? Although my dog sits and watches me, no matter if it's a 1 or 2. He doesn't look disgusted, or even just curious. He just looks...!