Tights are awful, it's true! I'm quite tall, and have to buy extra large for them to be long enough, but then they're too big everywhere else. It makes more sense to find longer hold-ups - far more comfy!
On the other hand, I dread to think what the world would be like without bras. *shudders* I envy the women who don't need one, but the ones who do should be required by law to wear one! There's a mum at school who wears fewer and fewer, more and more skimpy clothes, and no bra, as the sun comes out, in the (very!) mistaken belief that she looks OK. I'm not a catty person at all, but honestly, she stops traffic for all the wrong reasons!! She looks permanently pregnant, and her enormous boobs sort of roll around her belly, reaching a startlingly long way down towards her belly button. She is well-known for it, but obviously loves the attention without realising why it's happening!
I WOULD brace myself and tell her, kindly, except that she's not very approachable, very foul mouth, if you know the type I mean??!!! She'd punch my lights out, I just know it! lol