Apparently mine has a deviated septum. Can't say I (or anyone else) had ever noticed until an ENT consultant told me. However, I am more than happy with my not noticeably deviant nose.
(Big up to bigmamma for an excellent answer btw. Sooo funny!)
I have a low self-image about all my features, but my closest friend told me that I had a, quote 'good nose' and i was pleased with that observation. We have been best friends for over thrity-five years, so i know she isn't in the business of making me feel better.