your wait is over

[bobtheturkey]

can you skim stones

who would win a fight between a lion and a tiger

was button moon cheap crap or a cult classic

have you ever hit 180 when playing darts

last time you made stew

did you squirt any of your pets with a water pistol as a child

what postion would you play steven gerrard if you were liverpool manager

[bobtheturkey]

were you nervous before last dart?

[Katie~77]

Noooooo, I didn't think I'd hit the board let alone triple 20!!!x

[bobtheturkey]

never play darts in slippers katie

[crossroads]

Bingo, we've sussed you out. You didn't hit the 180 you hit triple 20 and on collecting the dart moved it into the middle of the board, ran around the bar like a headless chicken and then threw yourself onto the bartender asking for a pint on the house.
See, we knew it all along.

[Katie~77]

Oooooh why not Bob???x

[Katie~77]

Crossroads, I don't drink pints.x

[crossroads]

oh i see, you prefer cans.

[bobtheturkey]

because a dart flew out and embedded itself in my foot when i was wearing slippers, it turned septic and i was in agony for ages :)

[Katie~77]

Awwwww Bob, you poor poor angel. Crossroads, no I don't drink cans!!!!x

[crossroads]

OK, so you drink bottles?

[bobtheturkey]

that would cause glass in the intestines very dangerous

[crossroads]

That just leaves,
drinking straight from the pump
drinking from a keg
drinking leftovers on the street
Your choice.

[Katie~77]

I drink Baileys from a glass.x

[neo.]

I was playing darts with a mate a couple of years ago and he threw one just as i was retrieving mine from the board.....it stuck firmly in th bone in th back of my hand....I had to yank hard before it came out

[crossroads]

Not sure drinking Bailys from a 'glass' varse is very healthy.

[nursecarla]

Awwww i would have bandaged it :))))))))))) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[crossroads]

Thank you nurse, for that "very helpfull" advice.

[neo.]

I trust you wud have kissed it better nursey C.......b4 u bandaged it....xxx

Bob...have u not joined the new season FF yet...Jack D posted a Q with the link and code

[bobtheturkey]

no point picking a team yet neo too many transfers to come