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crossroads | 20:34 Wed 11th Jul 2007 | Body & Soul

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If you was on a dessert island with no food or water would you:

A. build a raft and float out to sea hoping to find a passing ship.

B. scream

C. Wait on the island and make a help sign out of stones.

D. Kill your ship mates and use them as food.

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neo.

Id probably chill out with a game of darts or pool

crossroads

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I didn't say there wasn't a lesure center on the island.

Black Noir

I would mame the F-ugliest shipmate to attract island wildlife and then snare and kill and eat that. (Should last me approx 4 days food supply+ drinking rainwater/own bladder contents if needs be) Then float shipmates remains out on raft with a note of whereabouts to attract passing ship!

Depending on Wifi possibilities might decide to stay on Island with remaining single attractive shipmate until they pi$$ me off!

dot.hawkes

I would just ring tescos for a home delivery. (tip - always buy tri-band and never leave home without it)

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Good idea dotty, lets hope you don't have to pay import tax.

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bigmamma

Because I can't swim I would be too scared on a raft .
Therefore it would be answer C , and I would hope to find a washed up football I could draw a face on and give a name to as a companoin. :-) x

whiffey

I would enter a lift, bend over, drop my underwear and present myself. I would then expect my fave fabby ABers to approach from behind and do something or other, but only those who had named me on an earlier thread. Because it's only a popularity contest.

Goodsoulette

I never go anywhere without bear Grylls, Id be alright.

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Warning, goodsoulette, Bear will make you eat worms and raw fish.

nursecarla

I would probably go shoe shopping xxxxxxxxxxxxx

jno

a dessert island? Well, I'd have the black forest gateau for starters, maybe a few strawberries, and if still room a couple of slices of the wensleydale.

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Very clever jno.
Good food tastes.

Goodsoulette

but once I have got over the worms, drinking turtle blood and getting over dehydration by eating animal sh1te, I get to snog him as his pesky wife wont be around. Yay!!

Black forest gateau is evil, I would rather eat worms.

whiffey

I think I am falling in love with jno. Just one of those things because Jackie Hardgrave is not on Radio 4 tonight, so I have to project my sensuality elsewhere. I do hope jno is not a huge hairy bloke, because I am and don't go in for that sort of thing.