No, but I can 'drive' the pram with one hand :)
No, rhubarb is wrong
No, I'd never get over laughing at his name
No, my dentist as a child was about 7ft with huge black eyebrows and moustache who would shout at me for not brushing my teeth properly :(
No of course not, cos my arse is tiny
Jack would win with ease :)
nO I DRIVE AN AUTOMATIC AND ONLY NEED ONE HAND.
i haqve baked many many rhubarb tarts with home grown rhubarb.
no
no i used to scream and kick my dentist as a child
i don;t play pool or snooker, i have no sense of balance
yes he could but he would have to get up early.
But if you are going to get the old John Thomas out and wave it about isn't it as well to be prepared ? I certainly am. Underpants down can save precious seconds.