skinny size 8, hairy, escort, whos a tiger in bed (with women only) and whos on/off relationship with girlfriend ends because you both admit youre a bitch.
I can see why men are just falling over themselves to be your friend russian. Your life must be so fullfilling.
I am so jealous now, I think I shall have to book myself into a health farm so i can be pretty and gorgeous and soooooooooooo popular too.
Of course if all else fails I may just have to throw myself off a bridge and end my suffering.