Wee wee's

[smi_ffy]

Pale yellow or strong yellow? What do they both mean?

[whiffey]

He also invented the telephone.

[k9 fott]

Got yourself another allias now have you wiffy this ones really clever how manys that now at least 4 thats so so clever for a one celled amebae

[smi_ffy]

4 alias's = 4 brain cells you babboon!

[whiffey]

Ah k9, how are you today, in fine fettle and leaping well I trust.

[Octavius]

Many amoebae are facultative pathogens capable of living many generations without infecting a host. You though seem affected, k9. To call someone an amebae (presume you mean one-celled parasite, since an amebae is by definition �one-celled�) is really rather pedagogic for a Tuesday afternoon in the school holidays.

Robinson Crusoe.

[Champagne]

Er... I second wotever the clever geezer said above. ^^^

Did Robinson Crusoe invent the telephone then? Was that out of a palm tree by any chance? Or did he stumble upon 2 yoghurt pots and a piece of string?

[whiffey]

Champagne - no, Tin-Tin lol !! It was Alexander Selkirk who invented the telephone, I'm not entirely stupid.

[fine,thanks]

alexander graham bell ?

[whiffey]

You rang, madam ?

[Champagne]

Alexander Selkirk invented the telephone? Are you sure?????

I reckon he just shouted loudly from that island he was castaway on. Hardly the same thing at all. Hahaha!

Seriously, i've never heard that EVER, hence me querying it.

[Octavius]

Maybe the reference to Selkirk is erroneous? As is alluding to Tin Tin being a famous character from English literature.

[whiffey]

No, I meant Tin-Tin as in Tin-piece of string-Tin. You talk into Tin 1 and another person can hear you in Tin 2.

[Champagne]

No. You're confusing tins with yoghurt pots, Whiffey. And if you check your records I believe that was what Mr Selkirk invented: yoghurt pot - string - yoghurt pot. He patented the idea. He has nothing to do with the invention of the telephone we know today.

And Tin-Tin is a famous literary character. As is the likes of Gnasher. I'll fight you over this Octavius!!!

[Octavius]

A famous character yes, but from Belgian �literature�.

We can still fight though Champagne. Will naked mud-wrestling do?