House husband

[johnlambert]

Hi guys
Mrs johnlambert earns a kings ransom, I've got some investments, do some online consulting and also have my Army pension so I dont need to work, we talked it over last night and we agreed that I would stay at home looking after the johnlambert sprogs while mrs johnlambert continues with her career.
Now then ladies what do I do now?
I've breakfasted the boys, done the washing up, and got them dressed and they are watching cbeebie so now I'm bored, I'm on my umteenth coffee, what do you all do all day??

[confused79]

Well when i didnt work i got on with the housework and quite honestly i never had time to sit on the net. I had ironing to do, washing clothes, hoovering, bed changing etc., If you are an amazing man and you have done all of these things!!!?????, why not take the children out instead of being stuck in doors on such a nice day, sitting in front of the TV all day for kids does not do them good.
Go and get some fresh air and exercise kids will love it too.

[johnlambert]

The washing + ironing etc was all done yesterday, beds are made, hoover and polishing duster have been used, Im waiting on the sun poking it's head around the clowdy Northampton sky before taking the johnlambert lads to the park,
anyone fancy a quick fling?

[Katie~77]

Change beds, laundry, clean kitchen, hoover everywhere, dusting, make lunch, do some shopping, ironing, prepare dinner and don't forget to keep the kids entertained so they don't trash the place.x

[mccfluff]

well i just pretend to work and mess about on here. i recomment a dose of jeremy kyle, that should get you some ideas on joblessness and how not to behave

[johnlambert]

Just watch JK
how very dare that loser man call his partner FAT!!!!!!

[mccfluff]

see your getting into the swing of things already, next its good morning and then you'll have to watch loose women

[redcrx]

how old are the boys?

[johnlambert]

loose women? what's that all about??? cant they make it to the toilet? sounds messy if you ask me!!! all that looseness, cant they get an operation to fix it? they should have done pelvic floor exercises after having babies, that would cure the looseness and keep their husbands happy.
God I'm good!!! my mother in law WAS right, I should have been a Doctor

[confused79]

A quick fling??????????????
hope your joking,

[johnlambert]

4 + 1 red

[confused79]

they still little bubbas then, wished i could afford to stay at home, i miss my kids, i have 2 weeks off soon anyway,
I envy you.

[China Doll]

Have you painted your toe nails yet?

[redcrx]

oooh good luck!!! I reckon they will be on thier best behaviour until they realise its a permanent thing.

Get the paints out and let them be creative. Then this afternoon you can repaint your walls back to original colour.

Get lego bricks out, stickle bricks, anything to get their imagination working.

When little one goes down for nap take older one into garden to play footy or something

[johnlambert]

China Doll??
In a red head, medium build, mid 40's (but if you tell anyone that I'll hunt you down and eat one of your babies, however you can choose which one),
what colour would you recomend I paint them?

[johnlambert]

A nap red?
are you quite quite mad? the little one who has the strengh of 100 babies never ever naps

[Le Chat]

How wonderful for you John, that Mrs L is earning a great wage. You will find, however, that 'being at home all day' isn't all it's cracked up to be! A stay-at-home Mum (or Dad in your case) does the equivalent of 2 full time jobs, without being paid of course!!
My kids are at school but my holiday timetable, is to do jobs in the am and then go out all afternoon. We live on the beach, so I take them for a dig! We also go to the park, fair, feed the ducks by the lake and generally have plenty of exercise.
Today we are taking a picnic to the sandhills and then having a walk/run/dig. Good Luck John!

[johnlambert]

I've taught the eldest how to do the dad dance, (in between looking at all your excellent answers, stars to follow btw), im now going to show the youngest how to wolf whistle

[Octavius]

If you have so much money, why not hire a young attractive au pair and then pop off down the pub, or spend the day supervising her activities?

Plenty of things to do during the day that will invigorate and entertain you and the lamertsjnr. Just takes a little imagination.

[China Doll]

I always have a dark red on toes. It goes with just about any form of sandal.

My 'babies' are either my shoes or my CDs. So you can kill my trainers or the Steps albulm someone once brought me.

[Corrinne74]

You sound so proud of yourself, well done. I'm sorry, are we supposed to congratulate you on doing something that women are expected to do?