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[4getmenot]

When you were young what crazy sayings did your parents have that even though you hated back then you know you will use on your children? If I'd hurt myself I'd say to mum it hurts when I do this� and she'd say 'don't do it then' lol

[bigmamma]

Redcrx , that's more polite than the response I recall my frazzled mum saying !

[Lore]

oooops I switched on my hair straighteners ages ago but got hooked on this thread hehe.

[Answer Guru]

another i really dont get is your mum/dad would shout "if you fall off that dont come running to me crying!!!!" i just dont understand how this is possible!!!

[4getmenot]

my parents never had hair straighteners. lol

[annie0000]

ha ha nat - we got that too - not literally, but sometimes it tasted like it!

[4getmenot]

ha ha that was more what I said to my sister, if you fall off that dont go running to mum and dad crying. Hense why she had a broken arm for 2hrs and didnt tell mum and dad. lol

[bigmamma]

Oh , that's one ....eat your crusts , they will make your hair curly ....????

[mccfluff]

'i wants don't get' i seem to remember, and 'its a house not a hotel' oh and the classic 'what did your last slave die of?'

[annie0000]

I tell my son the crusts one, but he says it only works for girls.

[Answer Guru]

eat your carrots you'll see in the dark!!

[natalie_1982]

I used to get the house/hotel one a lot mccfluff!

[confused79]

If i used to play with my belly buttom mum used to say ' 'your stomach will fall out'. i beleived it i think until i had my children lol

[4getmenot]

uh uh its your bum will fall off

[hau kola]

I used to get the black mans @rse thing too and "hurry up broke his neck".Also the"you know what thought did" but the answer was "he thought he`d s**t himself but he`d only f@rted.

[Answer Guru]

do as i say and not as i do -- i used to get this loads when i started smoking and so on!!!

[hau kola]

And,"if you swallow apple pips a tree will grow in your tummy".

[Pirate1]

I'm biting my tongue not to say to my teenagers the words that my dad often said to me......"whilst your living under my roof, you'll do as I say." I'm getting closer and closer to actually uttering it though!

[hau kola]

And,"do as i say,not as i do".

[hau kola]

Oh,snap Answer Guru.lol

[Answer Guru]

If you keep fiddling with that you will go blind. ( a puberty lad thing!!!)